Some dumb things you should never do

Put your ear on a train track to listen for a train. Eat 100% salt then drink water. try to attack something that can kill you. Step in quick sand. Drink nuclear waste. Get radiation-ed by a nuclear weapon. Jump of a cliff. Take drugs. Throw something thats big and electric in the ocean. Drink oil. Stick something small and metal in an outlet. Jump up and down till you die. Go outside in below zero weather naked. Slam a door on yourself. Jump out a plane with no parachute. Eat paste. Swallow a lot of gum. Through a birthday party for a rock. Eat a rock. Ride a pig as if it were a pony. Sit on a pony's head. Stay up more than a year without sleep. Do the  with a cucaracha hobo. Punch a wall with your bare hands. Make a list of some dumb things you should never do. "really it tells me that right know!"

2010 person of the year Mark Zuckerberg creator of Facebook

2010 person of the year for time magazines is Mark Zuckerberg. The creator of Facebook. You mite of heard of him you mite of not, but he is the person who has 1000000000 followers owns about a million dollars and owns a HUGE company called Facebook. One crazy fact is that Facebook has one building full of servers(a machine that holds a lot of information)! All the servers put together equals about 10000000 giga bites! thats a lot of information for one company. Some other crazy facts are every 60 seconds these following events happen on Facebook: 510404 comments, 382861 posts liked, 231605 messages sent, 135849 photos added, 98604 friendships approved, 82557 status updates, 79364 wall posts, 74204 event invites received, 72816 pages liked, 66168 photos tagged, 55304 links shared, 1789736 actions preformed in 60 seconds on Facebook. Are you one of those people who do one of those things ever minute? some last facts before i end this crazy fact list and information post is, he and his two buddies made this up just for fun, just so they could talk to there friend far away, oh but did they expect this huge event coming at them! Most likely not. But they are the people who created Facebook. So the next time you might do something on Facebook remember all the things changing and happening on it besides what your doing,PEACE.

Wave home opener

Two days ago I went to a wave (Milwaukee indoor soccer team) game at the us cellular arena, with my dad and my grandpa. I do think the us cellular arena  is a really cool place, because they have one field and can play hockey, soccer and basketball on it, Amazing! right? so this game was against the Comets from Saint Louis but Wave had no trouble at all. The ending score was 24 to 9...sad, but Wave had a lot of power plays for the third and fourth quarterer, but at the end the Comets were so behind they did a floating goalie, which is were their goalie can use his hands inside the box and can also play on the field. At half time they had cheer leaders and a REALLY cool African acrobats. They also brought out a giant gatling gun that shot little foam wave soccer balls,(I got 2!) and thats about it but im pretty sure im going to one on December 11th so write then.

Hex bug nanos

Hex bugs are these toys that are like  bugs, the have a vibrating center to make them move on there plastic legs. on floors they really look l like moving bugs,but they are immobilized if on carpet, you can buy them at any store such as Target Walmart etc. and you can get tracks for them to go on. Each one costs eight dollars and they are the size of a normal pinky.

How to make silly puddy

First you need one table spoon of liquid starch put that into a bowl
Second you need two table spoons of white Elmers glue
Third you can put in food coloring the more you put in the more darker it will be
Last mix it up throughly with a fork after that mix with hands till is in one piece(may take 5-10 minutes)
Very last the more you put in the more silly puddy you will get but every time double the glue than the liquid starch
very very last have fun!

The Tsunami Of Boring By: max Milkert

Whenever I am to write a personal narrative, a dark storm brews over the island of my thoughts, growing bigger and thicker and darker, devouring the light blue sky above.

The calm sea of thoughts is plagued with the black, cloudy and rough waters of boring. Waves crash on the island of my thoughts, everything I ever thought of screams in unison “the tsunami of boring will devour us all!”

The ground of imagination shakes with the mighty earthquake of boring, everything I ever imagined crumbles apart, terminated by the mighty earthquake of boring.

The once verdant forest of thought is set ablaze by the inferno of boring, trees of thought are set ablaze releasing seeds of ideas in the hopes that the forest will someday prosper again.

In the plains of ideas the rain of boring falls from the sky penetrating the layers and layers of thought and tainting the sands of thought with layers of boring mud.

 The ill sea of thoughts trembles before the tsunami of boring, all the thoughts scamper to higher grounds in the hope to live, the tsunami of boring draws nearer devouring everything in its path, burying the island of my thoughts in murky blackness.

The fabric of space tears apart creating the vortex of boring, slowly it descends from the sky sucking up the island of my thoughts…

But then the sun of creativity bursts through the black skies with a newfound strength sending the vortex of boring to its grave.

The raging sea of thoughts is restored to its calm and peaceful state.

The city of imagination takes its final stand and is restored to its beautiful and creative state.

The forest of thought is restored to its verdant and luscious state, the trees of thought scrape the skyline, and all is well again in the forest of thought.

The sun of creativity shines down on the plains of ideas, replenishing and restoring the beautiful plains of ideas.

The storm has passed; all is well again on the island of my thoughts.

Good food recommendations

Trader joes turkey meat balls you wouldn't even figure out that there turkey because you don't taste the turkey, but these are really good meat balls if you have a chance to get them.
Pizza huts thick crust pizza, if you like the crust of pizza this is for you to buy its airy in side and doey on the outside, but i still think they have cheese filed crust...but i'm sure its not good for you.







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My Basement

“My basement is the scariest place in my house, but it is also the most fun. There’s heat down there but every time I go down to feed my dog it’s always unusually cold in the storage room. Also every time all the lights are off down there and its night time… you always have an abnormal feeling passing it or walking up the stairs. And I have a dial light switch but every time I turn it on it goes” “HMMMMMM…ZT” “then the light flicker on. Why it’s so fun is because that’s where I keep all my stuff like toys and stuff like that. Another thing is we have all our heaters and water pressure machines and laundry room down there. But there’s always little blue flames coming out the bottom of the heater. And sometimes the water pressure machines and salt machines rumble. And unheard noises creek and scratch like cracking chips. And pounding noises come from walls and ceilings… And that’s what it’s like in my basement. what’s it like in yours?”

Good book recommendations

Some really good books were, city of ember its a story of a city built under ground and people don't even now it. then a girl try's to find a way out from the sewers of the city.
Atherton its about our world with 3 stories and it starts to crumble and this boy/slave worker and he tries to save the world .
Holes its about a dried out lake were miss behavior children were the have to dig 5x5 foot holes for punishment and he try's to escape.











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Infinite

By: Joshua Koch

                Have you ever had thoughts like: How many numbers could there be? And why they were made?  And as you keep thinking your thoughts get deeper and deeper and more questions come up. Here is a good one, how big is space? Does it really go on forever? Could our discoveries so far just be a dot floating in space, in a huge never ending galaxy... I get that a lot but why? How? And when? I’m doing it again. Then you get a hypothesis then more questions go with the hypothesis which gets thoughts deeper which leads to more hypothesis.  

Jameba

Leav leav me tortish child

Reval again when yu ace tee jameba

Yee hoped he wuld no return

But so shimish he Thug so

Tre da lefy ground see the vicuose mons

Ye saw took his vorpal weapon swore it throe

Side de side sniker snaker

He tained well

Yee saw dee blood drip plop fom dee fang

Da jameba took its fangs and went swing gling

As the blood driped of yees arm

He vicouse mad and went what he did and left it died

With its bwed and blik black

Two de foest

Com com me boy no no

Touble again gone! gone!

Yep ya you won won! Be warded be nothing

Yove yeen

This was a story that you misspell  your words and your audience says them different and for each person the story will be different.If you know jabberwocky this is related to that.

Action Replay

you know one of the best cheat gadgets for DS is action replay, but the worst is also action replay. Well because once you buy it it all ready has a lot of code files and codes, but if you drop it or something  it will probably break. Or otherwise it will crash, slow down, delete code files, stuff like that. What happened to mine was first it all went well then it started deleting files. then it went well again Then the screen just turns red on me now. So i cant understand why they made it so fun but so delicate. But i could say the prices are also pretty decent 20 dollars not much.