The Tsunami Of Boring By: max Milkert

Whenever I am to write a personal narrative, a dark storm brews over the island of my thoughts, growing bigger and thicker and darker, devouring the light blue sky above.

The calm sea of thoughts is plagued with the black, cloudy and rough waters of boring. Waves crash on the island of my thoughts, everything I ever thought of screams in unison “the tsunami of boring will devour us all!”

The ground of imagination shakes with the mighty earthquake of boring, everything I ever imagined crumbles apart, terminated by the mighty earthquake of boring.

The once verdant forest of thought is set ablaze by the inferno of boring, trees of thought are set ablaze releasing seeds of ideas in the hopes that the forest will someday prosper again.

In the plains of ideas the rain of boring falls from the sky penetrating the layers and layers of thought and tainting the sands of thought with layers of boring mud.

 The ill sea of thoughts trembles before the tsunami of boring, all the thoughts scamper to higher grounds in the hope to live, the tsunami of boring draws nearer devouring everything in its path, burying the island of my thoughts in murky blackness.

The fabric of space tears apart creating the vortex of boring, slowly it descends from the sky sucking up the island of my thoughts…

But then the sun of creativity bursts through the black skies with a newfound strength sending the vortex of boring to its grave.

The raging sea of thoughts is restored to its calm and peaceful state.

The city of imagination takes its final stand and is restored to its beautiful and creative state.

The forest of thought is restored to its verdant and luscious state, the trees of thought scrape the skyline, and all is well again in the forest of thought.

The sun of creativity shines down on the plains of ideas, replenishing and restoring the beautiful plains of ideas.

The storm has passed; all is well again on the island of my thoughts.

Good food recommendations

Trader joes turkey meat balls you wouldn't even figure out that there turkey because you don't taste the turkey, but these are really good meat balls if you have a chance to get them.
Pizza huts thick crust pizza, if you like the crust of pizza this is for you to buy its airy in side and doey on the outside, but i still think they have cheese filed crust...but i'm sure its not good for you.







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My Basement

“My basement is the scariest place in my house, but it is also the most fun. There’s heat down there but every time I go down to feed my dog it’s always unusually cold in the storage room. Also every time all the lights are off down there and its night time… you always have an abnormal feeling passing it or walking up the stairs. And I have a dial light switch but every time I turn it on it goes” “HMMMMMM…ZT” “then the light flicker on. Why it’s so fun is because that’s where I keep all my stuff like toys and stuff like that. Another thing is we have all our heaters and water pressure machines and laundry room down there. But there’s always little blue flames coming out the bottom of the heater. And sometimes the water pressure machines and salt machines rumble. And unheard noises creek and scratch like cracking chips. And pounding noises come from walls and ceilings… And that’s what it’s like in my basement. what’s it like in yours?”

Good book recommendations

Some really good books were, city of ember its a story of a city built under ground and people don't even now it. then a girl try's to find a way out from the sewers of the city.
Atherton its about our world with 3 stories and it starts to crumble and this boy/slave worker and he tries to save the world .
Holes its about a dried out lake were miss behavior children were the have to dig 5x5 foot holes for punishment and he try's to escape.











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Infinite

By: Joshua Koch

                Have you ever had thoughts like: How many numbers could there be? And why they were made?  And as you keep thinking your thoughts get deeper and deeper and more questions come up. Here is a good one, how big is space? Does it really go on forever? Could our discoveries so far just be a dot floating in space, in a huge never ending galaxy... I get that a lot but why? How? And when? I’m doing it again. Then you get a hypothesis then more questions go with the hypothesis which gets thoughts deeper which leads to more hypothesis.  

Jameba

Leav leav me tortish child

Reval again when yu ace tee jameba

Yee hoped he wuld no return

But so shimish he Thug so

Tre da lefy ground see the vicuose mons

Ye saw took his vorpal weapon swore it throe

Side de side sniker snaker

He tained well

Yee saw dee blood drip plop fom dee fang

Da jameba took its fangs and went swing gling

As the blood driped of yees arm

He vicouse mad and went what he did and left it died

With its bwed and blik black

Two de foest

Com com me boy no no

Touble again gone! gone!

Yep ya you won won! Be warded be nothing

Yove yeen

This was a story that you misspell  your words and your audience says them different and for each person the story will be different.If you know jabberwocky this is related to that.

Action Replay

you know one of the best cheat gadgets for DS is action replay, but the worst is also action replay. Well because once you buy it it all ready has a lot of code files and codes, but if you drop it or something  it will probably break. Or otherwise it will crash, slow down, delete code files, stuff like that. What happened to mine was first it all went well then it started deleting files. then it went well again Then the screen just turns red on me now. So i cant understand why they made it so fun but so delicate. But i could say the prices are also pretty decent 20 dollars not much.