Some dumb things you should never do

Put your ear on a train track to listen for a train. Eat 100% salt then drink water. try to attack something that can kill you. Step in quick sand. Drink nuclear waste. Get radiation-ed by a nuclear weapon. Jump of a cliff. Take drugs. Throw something thats big and electric in the ocean. Drink oil. Stick something small and metal in an outlet. Jump up and down till you die. Go outside in below zero weather naked. Slam a door on yourself. Jump out a plane with no parachute. Eat paste. Swallow a lot of gum. Through a birthday party for a rock. Eat a rock. Ride a pig as if it were a pony. Sit on a pony's head. Stay up more than a year without sleep. Do the  with a cucaracha hobo. Punch a wall with your bare hands. Make a list of some dumb things you should never do. "really it tells me that right know!"